Wednesday, February 25, 2009

19th feb 2009 - the day of my first interview for IIMA-ABM...
as usual... i'm in a hurry filling the application form... i saw the form the previous night only, but couldn't get any ideas... my mother always used to say for good ideas you need to wake up early in the morning... early for me is after 9AM... i only got 3 hours!!
anyways... what's the use of creative ideas to fill an application form where you need to state facts about yourself... hmm, that goes well with people who did something in life... but for me, i'll surely get screwed if i state any facts... chaggi in IIT, job with a f*ing company and no damn co/extra curriculars... all i did was 7 years back cracking JEE and other nuts...
here are few questions in that form:

role in my previous project?
Fact: I was in a project for 20 months where I had no work... whenever some work was assigned, i assigned it to someone else (my managerial skills at work!!)... but you can't fool people for long... as soon as my manager (ever saw homer simpson??) came to know about this (he took 20 months to learn about me!! he he) he rolled me off from the project... and from then on i was on bench for 8 months... no company can pay you for free for long... and so the day came...

Stated: I joined a project in blabla company as a junior software engineer... i used to take night outs as my job required constant interaction with the client located in USA... apart from that i used to support client applications like CTS, CTMS, AOE, NFS etc etc (use as many abbs as possible)... i also automated a process called blabla by leading a team of four junior SEs (i can never state on what technology i worked... u can guess why!!)...

precious lessons from job exp?
Fact: how to earn money doing nothing!!
Stated: team working, comm skills bla bla...

reasons for leaving the job?
Fact: who can leave a job where one gets paid for reading wikipedia and a tabloid called times of india??
Stated: I have some personal issues to settle which were pending for a long time... also i thought of taking a break after 30 months of my hard work!!

problems you faced and how you resolved them in your job exp?
Fact: i can state problems i created, not faced...
Stated: one more creative story!!

why mba?
Fact: what's this stupid question??
Stated: to serve the nation!!

why agri mba?
Fact: a back up, in case i can't convert any other calls...
Stated: to serve the villages!!

details of the interview... i don't know when...

2 comments:

  1. good start kuke..
    all answers sound like emotional blackmail using patriotism :)
    keep blogging!

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